Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Kasama and the Revolutionary Communist Party

There is much to discuss these days, as the Party funds have been crippled when our stocks in Bear Stearns, Lehman Brothers, and Fannie Mae have been crushing. But we have a solution. More Party dues, more paper sales! How will we accomplish this? By picking up some comrades on the rebound.

Over the past several years, there have been a few periods where our rivals in the Revolutionary Communist Party (United $tates of Amerikkka) have seen mass purges or mass defection during periods of strategic upheaval and self-proclaimed cultural revolution. Our rare, unique, special and irreplacible comrade General Secretary-Chairman has been watching these events with bated breath, less such an awaking from so-called personality cults hit other parties as infectiously as the financial collapse has dominoed between investment banks.

Let us assure our great comrade Bob Avakian, the Stalin to our General Secretary-Chairman's Lenin, that their intransigence in the face of internal dissent and apostacy has been nothing short of inspirational. We offer our hearty admiration to Chairman Bob for his narrow mindedness and dogmatic anti-revionism.

But the comrades who have led these recreances or been excommunicated have also shown an inspirational path, showing a way of factionalism that is worthwhile yet maintaining a line in support of authoritarian Maoism. And we believe that the residual desire for a new idol and sense of listlessness in the want of Party orders may lead these comrades to seek another revolutionary communist fighting machine on which to rely. So far, the Maoist Internationalist Movement (MIM) has already issued blistering communiques against the former Avakianites.

The RCP deserters, both of the Kasama project and else, include young party militants and theorists, which will greatly increase the projected sales of our party organs, and flush us with dues, bringing us back from the brink of a microcosm of the kind of economic disaster that Karl Marx foretold of. Again, our unique and rare General Secretary-Chairman, a mirror of the caliber of revolutionary of a Vladimir Ilyich Lenin or a Louis Auguste Blanqui, has found a way for us!

And if that doesn't work, perhaps we'll apply for a government bail-out.

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