The Keyboard is mightier than the Sword!

The highest proletarian achievements can be gained through the internet, something that the CP(F) realizes far ahead of our comradely rivals. Therefore, we will begin a Tet Offensive by enforcing that as many members as have access join Friendster, MiGente, and all such sites.

Monitoring the bourgeois press, our agitprop and outreach Ministries have realized that the best means available to reaching young people is through this world wide web, and just as we were among the first rush of blogs to exist as of two years ago, the Party will take full advantage of the internationalism and camaraderie evident on these socialist networking sites.

Further, thanks to some of our more tech savvy comrades in the Students for a Bolshevik Society, we have learned that these sites also enable Party militants to begin on-line petitions, and we will take the fullest advantage of this weapon that is immediately available.

On the other, we realize that though the keyboard is mightier than the sword, this new black powder boom stick is still mightier than the keyboard. The Party will clandestinely begin stockpiling hand cannons and fire lances immediately!