Attempting an alliance with the Spartacist League

The CP(F) has long made it clear that we like you, International Communist League (Fourth Internationalist). Sure, you can give us the brush-off, and spout about how we once had a wrong analysis of the Dergue or have a different position on age of consent laws. But we like you. And we want you to know it.

We like the name of your prison group- Partisan Defense Committee. That's such a damn good name, we wished we'ed thought it up first. It just sounds so bad-ass. We're thinking of starting a similar group, more appropriately named Puritan Defense Committee. But it just isn't the same. Besides, we wish we had had your foresight to take over Luxemburg's group's name, even though you're nothing like them.

And we like the way you get so militant around neo-fascist groups. When you shove them or spray them with paint, oh, what's that sensation we get? Is it hot and soft- or hard? Doesn't matter, that's just how you make us feel.

But most of all, we like your puritanism. Your articles are so polemically written, your narrow mindedness knows all bounds, and you've broken up more conferences, workshops and planning meetings than probably all of the East Coast FBI offices combined have in the past forty years.

Other leftists may call you an embarassment, but we know the truth. Y'see, the CP(F), like the Spartacist League, believes that rabid in-fighting is ultra-dialectical, and division has an ism at the end.

So, if you ever want, maybe we could go out sometime. Maybe find a nice proletarian pub, or lambast the ISO together. Or, it could be something more casual. We could just scoot our Workers Vampire newspaper-selling table at a college campus a little closer to your Workers Vanguard table. Think about it. Interested? Find us on San Francisco Craigslist's discreet encounters section.

Muah!