Vote Capitalism '08

The CP(F) is deeply divided by the news of the Ralph Nader presidential candidacy. Several hundred of our comrades, led by some indignant sector chiefs, have bandied his way, splitting from their comrades who already pushed for the support of whomever the Greens nominate. All of these comrades have been duly censured for their actions having strayed from the two dominant party tendencies, those who either call for permanent election boycotts, and those who plan to write-in "General Secretary-Chairman of the Communist Party (Factionalist)" after our own GSC was unceremoniously stripped of his right to a candidacy for refusing to bare his legal nomenclature. Also censured are those micro-sects endorsing rival Leninist parties' candidates and the Socialist Party.

And to our comrades and fellow travelers in Ohio, Texas and Pennsylvania, we are continuing our Primary tactic of writing in 'Capitalism.' Please text cell phone pictures of your ballots to 53646 as evidence of your adhesion to the party line.