CP(F) blog back on-line after techno-bureaucratic putsch

The Politboro of the Communist Party (Factionalist) apologizes deeply for the website hiatus, placing all blame on the techno-bureaucratic Stalinoid opportunist putsch a year and a half ago that required a purge and fierce internal party debate over the use of digital recruitment. It is our feeling, of course, that the internet is a reactionary tool of the outsourcers and off-layers to further reduce the workforce. Nevertheless, like Nazis who use rock music, Christian fundamentalists who rap, or business unions who engage in Maoist sloganeering, we feel that we must use means not necessarily within our principles to take on our ends.

As for the recent elections, we believe the anarchist response to boycott is conservative and silent. That is why the CP(F) formally adopts a campaign of widespread voter fraud and polling place sabotage. Elimintate the paper tiger elections! Quash the comprador campaigns!

We also ask for you to disregard those renegade sects of our party which respectively call for endorsing the reactionaries Hillary Rodham Clinton, Barack Hussein Obama, and Enver Hoxha. These sects will be cruelly ostracized from party fiestas and pot-lucks.