Politboro and Party Strength

With an official membership in the ten thousand range, and an actual membership in the hundreds, the CP(F) has at points in recent years been the fastest growing Leninist faction this side of the Ganges. We have micro-regionalist chapters in every corner of the United States, and representatives from countries around the world.

Our Central Committee consists people in the following positions. Names are not posted or have been changed to protect rights to clandestinaiety and since our spelling is kind of bad, and because of genuine concerns of DHS network-mapping, but all of these positions are taken and held by real people. Every position was founded by the member presiding in it, and some have changed positions after being purged and reintroduced.

Central Committee
General Secretary Chairman
Rob... Minister of Sectarianism
Naperville Bill... Minister of Discombobulation
Mike... Min. of Usurpation
Min. of Getting His Butt Kicked Out (Excommunication)
M1... Min. of Auditory Theater
Mark... Min. of Supplying the Party with Maoist Guerrilla Literature-Des Moines
Min. of Mayhem
Tim... District Chairman-Seattle
Min. of Sweatpants-Iowa
Gustavo... Min. of Powertools
Min. of Dank CTA Tunnels
Min. of Rolling (contested position)
Joe... Min. of Falsity
Sam... Min. of Truth
Min. of Industrial Noise
Min. of Strokin
Dan... Min. of Justice
Min. of Vegetarian Burritos
Min. of Crappy Theatres-Peru
Min. of Free Lego-Puerto Rico
Min. of Fujimorismo-Peru
Min. of Rank and File Opposition
Min. of Natal Alienation
Chief of Food Procession
Earl... Min. of Negativity
Min. of Metals
Min. of Spirit
Min. of Tofu
Min. of Fellow Traveling
Max... Min. of Totalitarian PR
Min. of David Hasselhoff Hair-Cleveland Deputy
Min. of Leg Humping
Alpha Agent of Alliteration
Min. of Unstroking
Min. of Espanol
Min. of Free Trade Zones
Min. of Bodily Fluids
King Tubby... Min. of Revolutionary BBoy Crews
Min. of Vanity
Scott... Min. of War
Min. of Disbanding the CP(F)
Min. of Memetics
Dave... Min. of Fecal Disbursement
Min. of Social Lubrication
Min. of Cans of Whoop Ass (maintained against the ISO)
Min. of Carnal Knowledge
Min. of Enforced Prop
Min. of Organization
Sara... Min. of Voluntary Human Extinction
Min. of Defensetration-Guyana
Carolyn... Min. of Lemon Squeezing
Min. of Organization
Min. of Spatial Grinding
Min. of Defining Factors
Nicole... Min. of Fashionism
Min. of Nit-Picking (Particularism)
Min. of Dolphinism
Min. of Recreational Drugs & Home Grown
Min. of War-Mexico
Min. of Fornication-Binghamton
Min. of Entropy
Min. of Foreign Affairs
Min. of Coolant
Min. of Federal Railroadism
Commandant Chieftess of the Vegan Army
Min. of Escapism-Gourmet Food Preparation
Min. of Secutiry of Emergency Exits
Min. of Summary Executions
Min. of Tupac Shakur Regenerationism
Blu the dog... Min. of Adorable, yes you are, yes your are, that's my wittle.....


To apply to join the Central Committee, leave a comment with a first name and position title.