Draft Programme and Manifesto
To begin our new blogs, our Draft Programme and Manifesto, in need of update:
The Abridged Draft Programme & Manifesto of the
New Communist Revolutionary Socialist Alternative People's Power Democratic Internationalist United Peasant's Black Popular Independent Student's Soldier's Industrial Worker's defence Autonomous Global Anarcho Insurgent Armed Liberation All-African National Panther Oppressed Syndicalist Red Flag Progressive Labour Struggle Freedom Road Anti-Imperialist Direct Action Social Justice Solidarity October Resistance Proletarian Pacifist Humanist Bolshevik Uhuru Militant Current Green Situationist Labour Insurrectionist Intransigent
Another World is Possible
Prairie Fire by Night Radical Vanguard
Front-League-Organization-Brigade-Party
(Marxist-Leninist-Maoist-Trotskyist-Bakuninist-Bolshevist-Reconstitution-Reformation-Refoundation-
Workers' Democracy-Broad Front-New Majority-Unity-Macheteros-Fight Back-Free Red Homeland-
People's Army-General Command)
The Vanguard Party of the vanguard parties!
Courtesy of UberVanguard Press, a subsidiary of Fractintern Publishers Inc. & Crimethinc
Position Statement:
All revolutionary theory and praxis, says our virulent General Secretary Chairman, comes from the dialectical process, and this is our strategic revolutionary framework. Only through the acts of sectarianism and purges can our all-powerful and prophetous General Secretary Chairman cleanse us of bourgeois decadence, reactionary contradictions, and revisionist horse manure!
All comrades must recognize, as has been taught to us by the great and valiant General Secretary Chairman, that the masses cannot lead the revolution, and we have learned that it is best if they do not even participate in it! While the party, led by the superior and supreme General Secretary Chairman, espouses the ideal of the jacobin mob, the people are brainwashed zombie-slaves, and cannot possibly participate in their own emancipation! Further, no group that does not totally and completely follow the party doctrine, laid down on us by the heaven's luminous rays from which the General Secretary Chairman leads us, cannot be anything but a reactionary fascist paper-tiger! Coalitions are to be joined, as we have seen in the vast and all encompassing experience of the honorable General Secretary Chairman, only if our comrades gum up meetings in unnecessary and monotonous debates on the specific theoretical framework and the process, and if, soon before the events the coalitions plan, the coalition is either totally controlled and co-opted by the party, or has broken apart into many tiny little itty bitty bitter fractions. This is truly the path to the Great Proletarian Revolutionary Socialist triumph, where we will serenade our divine General Secretary Chairman as he wallows in his own crap...ulence.
Platform:
The CP(F) believes that, besides perpetual factionalism and purges, selling newspapers is the most revolutionary method in the quest for mass armed struggle, although unfortunately the entire editorial staff broke off into a faction. The CP(F) is the leading member of the Fractiontern. The CP(F) is founded upon (Groucho)Marxism-Lennonism-Trotism-MauMauism-Stolenism thought. It espouses all people's factions everywhere, looking as a historical process at the fraction that left Spartacus, led by Peepeefeces, the fraction of Stenka Razin, led by Stinky Raisin, and the fraction off of Pugachev, led by his Pukingchief. After breaking off from the First International, a sect known as the Marxist Brotherhood, led the first Marxian revolutionary fraction. From there we have seen the Spartacus League and SWP in the USA, the great national liberation schism in Angola, the internal conflicts of the Bolsheviks, the leadership of the gang of four during the great
proletarian cultural revolution, and the ambience of such landmark movements as Sendero Luminosa and the Khmer Rouge. Our leader has also led us to consistently support micro-regionalist movements, like the Macedonians, Timorese, ETA, IRA, Chechens, Moro, Eritreans, and others.
History:
It is believed our General Secretary Chairman was born in a small town in Georgia. In 1921, one day after the founding of the Communist Party, our great founder and General Secretary Chairman broke with the revisionist CP, and founded the CP(F). He had been a wobbly, who had broken off under the slogan 'thousands of tiny unions.' His ideals, though, led him to a series of dialectical errors, in which he joined many other North American Marxist groups, and consistently saw their counter-revolutionary, bourgeois, decadent and revisionist errors, and consistently broke off. Our greatest model in North America is the Spartacus League. During the 1920s, the party supported Sacco over Venzetti, as the former's name was easier to spell.
In 1926, the party broke apart into factions temporarily, and then led the revolutionary struggle in the early 1930s, which were subverted by the reactionary CP, SWP and mass movements. The party started rent riots for middle class cadres, supported the superlumpenproletarians against the lumpenproletarians or proletarians, and founded the first unemployment council for out-of-work intellectuals. Simultaneously, during the Trotsky-Stalin split after Lenin’s death, the party sided with Kamo, and sects broke off in favor of Zinoviev, Bukharin, the anarchists, the Mensheviks, Trotzky, and Stalin. then a sect broke off of the Trotzky sect arguing that the name should be spelled with an 's.'
During the Spanish Civil War, the party organized the John Brown Brigade in opposition to the CP Abraham Lincoln brigade, and broke up into fractions supporting the CNT, the Phalange, and revisionist Marxist-Leninists. The party applauded both Stalin's purges of counterrevolutionary traitors, as well as Trotsky's criticism of it, and then was divided over the assassination of Trotsky. During WWII, the party again broke up into sects supporting the allies, others supporting the Soviet and Chinese red armies, others supporting the Czech and Greek partisans, some supporting Diego Rivera and Frida Khalo, some supporting Picasso, and Jeremy, who supported Switzerland. There were again splits in the party over the Yugoslavia question, and this led to massive purges. The party was virtually destroyed during the era of McCarthyism, after vengeful former members
had an amazing propensity to name names (some of which had to be checked
in to mental institutions because they became incapable of stopping). The party reemerged by the end of the 1950s, in time to condemn Khrushchev for his condemnation of Stalin, who had also been condemned by the CP(F).
The party condemned the 26 de julio revolution of Cuba in favor of the communist party of that country, and saluted the in-fighting and coup of Algeria's Ben Bella. One of the landmark moments in the history of the party came in the great, revolutionary schism. the Sino-Soviet split was actually begun at a tea party held by the our great general-secretary chairman involving soviet and Chinese leaders (Zhou Enlai was not invited, as he was too diplomatic), in which the general-secretary chairman privately alerted Chinese leaders to the soviets' intentions of dominating the 3rd world national liberation struggles in a Soviet social-imperialist assault, and then privately alerting the soviet leaders that the Chinese had criminalized vodka in favor of rice wine. The party was split during the Angolan national liberation struggle, between those supporting the FNLA, the MPLA, Unita, and the by then-defunct Grae.
The Communist Party (Factionalist) currently claims a membership level at over ten thousand, with chapters all over the country. It is the leading member of the Fractintern, which claims member branches in some eleven countries, colonies, and micro regions.
Down w/ Anarchy, Centralize Authority!
Don't Agonize, Factionalize!
Onwards, to the Great Proletarian Revolutionary Schism!
Workers of the World, Divide!
Stop Leftist Redundancy, Now!
Liberate Botswana from Left Examplism!
End the Practice of Confusionism!
Purge, Argue, Purge!
People's Army Faction for Life!
_________________________________________________________
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The Abridged Draft Programme & Manifesto of the
New Communist Revolutionary Socialist Alternative People's Power Democratic Internationalist United Peasant's Black Popular Independent Student's Soldier's Industrial Worker's defence Autonomous Global Anarcho Insurgent Armed Liberation All-African National Panther Oppressed Syndicalist Red Flag Progressive Labour Struggle Freedom Road Anti-Imperialist Direct Action Social Justice Solidarity October Resistance Proletarian Pacifist Humanist Bolshevik Uhuru Militant Current Green Situationist Labour Insurrectionist Intransigent
Another World is Possible
Prairie Fire by Night Radical Vanguard
Front-League-Organization-Brigade-Party
(Marxist-Leninist-Maoist-Trotskyist-Bakuninist-Bolshevist-Reconstitution-Reformation-Refoundation-
Workers' Democracy-Broad Front-New Majority-Unity-Macheteros-Fight Back-Free Red Homeland-
People's Army-General Command)
The Vanguard Party of the vanguard parties!
Courtesy of UberVanguard Press, a subsidiary of Fractintern Publishers Inc. & Crimethinc
Position Statement:
All revolutionary theory and praxis, says our virulent General Secretary Chairman, comes from the dialectical process, and this is our strategic revolutionary framework. Only through the acts of sectarianism and purges can our all-powerful and prophetous General Secretary Chairman cleanse us of bourgeois decadence, reactionary contradictions, and revisionist horse manure!
All comrades must recognize, as has been taught to us by the great and valiant General Secretary Chairman, that the masses cannot lead the revolution, and we have learned that it is best if they do not even participate in it! While the party, led by the superior and supreme General Secretary Chairman, espouses the ideal of the jacobin mob, the people are brainwashed zombie-slaves, and cannot possibly participate in their own emancipation! Further, no group that does not totally and completely follow the party doctrine, laid down on us by the heaven's luminous rays from which the General Secretary Chairman leads us, cannot be anything but a reactionary fascist paper-tiger! Coalitions are to be joined, as we have seen in the vast and all encompassing experience of the honorable General Secretary Chairman, only if our comrades gum up meetings in unnecessary and monotonous debates on the specific theoretical framework and the process, and if, soon before the events the coalitions plan, the coalition is either totally controlled and co-opted by the party, or has broken apart into many tiny little itty bitty bitter fractions. This is truly the path to the Great Proletarian Revolutionary Socialist triumph, where we will serenade our divine General Secretary Chairman as he wallows in his own crap...ulence.
Platform:
The CP(F) believes that, besides perpetual factionalism and purges, selling newspapers is the most revolutionary method in the quest for mass armed struggle, although unfortunately the entire editorial staff broke off into a faction. The CP(F) is the leading member of the Fractiontern. The CP(F) is founded upon (Groucho)Marxism-Lennonism-Trotism-MauMauism-Stolenism thought. It espouses all people's factions everywhere, looking as a historical process at the fraction that left Spartacus, led by Peepeefeces, the fraction of Stenka Razin, led by Stinky Raisin, and the fraction off of Pugachev, led by his Pukingchief. After breaking off from the First International, a sect known as the Marxist Brotherhood, led the first Marxian revolutionary fraction. From there we have seen the Spartacus League and SWP in the USA, the great national liberation schism in Angola, the internal conflicts of the Bolsheviks, the leadership of the gang of four during the great
proletarian cultural revolution, and the ambience of such landmark movements as Sendero Luminosa and the Khmer Rouge. Our leader has also led us to consistently support micro-regionalist movements, like the Macedonians, Timorese, ETA, IRA, Chechens, Moro, Eritreans, and others.
History:
It is believed our General Secretary Chairman was born in a small town in Georgia. In 1921, one day after the founding of the Communist Party, our great founder and General Secretary Chairman broke with the revisionist CP, and founded the CP(F). He had been a wobbly, who had broken off under the slogan 'thousands of tiny unions.' His ideals, though, led him to a series of dialectical errors, in which he joined many other North American Marxist groups, and consistently saw their counter-revolutionary, bourgeois, decadent and revisionist errors, and consistently broke off. Our greatest model in North America is the Spartacus League. During the 1920s, the party supported Sacco over Venzetti, as the former's name was easier to spell.
In 1926, the party broke apart into factions temporarily, and then led the revolutionary struggle in the early 1930s, which were subverted by the reactionary CP, SWP and mass movements. The party started rent riots for middle class cadres, supported the superlumpenproletarians against the lumpenproletarians or proletarians, and founded the first unemployment council for out-of-work intellectuals. Simultaneously, during the Trotsky-Stalin split after Lenin’s death, the party sided with Kamo, and sects broke off in favor of Zinoviev, Bukharin, the anarchists, the Mensheviks, Trotzky, and Stalin. then a sect broke off of the Trotzky sect arguing that the name should be spelled with an 's.'
During the Spanish Civil War, the party organized the John Brown Brigade in opposition to the CP Abraham Lincoln brigade, and broke up into fractions supporting the CNT, the Phalange, and revisionist Marxist-Leninists. The party applauded both Stalin's purges of counterrevolutionary traitors, as well as Trotsky's criticism of it, and then was divided over the assassination of Trotsky. During WWII, the party again broke up into sects supporting the allies, others supporting the Soviet and Chinese red armies, others supporting the Czech and Greek partisans, some supporting Diego Rivera and Frida Khalo, some supporting Picasso, and Jeremy, who supported Switzerland. There were again splits in the party over the Yugoslavia question, and this led to massive purges. The party was virtually destroyed during the era of McCarthyism, after vengeful former members
had an amazing propensity to name names (some of which had to be checked
in to mental institutions because they became incapable of stopping). The party reemerged by the end of the 1950s, in time to condemn Khrushchev for his condemnation of Stalin, who had also been condemned by the CP(F).
The party condemned the 26 de julio revolution of Cuba in favor of the communist party of that country, and saluted the in-fighting and coup of Algeria's Ben Bella. One of the landmark moments in the history of the party came in the great, revolutionary schism. the Sino-Soviet split was actually begun at a tea party held by the our great general-secretary chairman involving soviet and Chinese leaders (Zhou Enlai was not invited, as he was too diplomatic), in which the general-secretary chairman privately alerted Chinese leaders to the soviets' intentions of dominating the 3rd world national liberation struggles in a Soviet social-imperialist assault, and then privately alerting the soviet leaders that the Chinese had criminalized vodka in favor of rice wine. The party was split during the Angolan national liberation struggle, between those supporting the FNLA, the MPLA, Unita, and the by then-defunct Grae.
The Communist Party (Factionalist) currently claims a membership level at over ten thousand, with chapters all over the country. It is the leading member of the Fractintern, which claims member branches in some eleven countries, colonies, and micro regions.
Down w/ Anarchy, Centralize Authority!
Don't Agonize, Factionalize!
Onwards, to the Great Proletarian Revolutionary Schism!
Workers of the World, Divide!
Stop Leftist Redundancy, Now!
Liberate Botswana from Left Examplism!
End the Practice of Confusionism!
Purge, Argue, Purge!
People's Army Faction for Life!
_________________________________________________________
Please send money orders or checks made payable to cash to our current HQ, P.O. Box 5653, Chicago, Il. 69223, or email us at teencoeds@sexmeup.com
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posted by Bayano at 3:28 AM
2 Comments:
You hit the nail right on the head.
This reminds me of some weird "group" that I found that I think is a weird parody of the RCP... they're called the "Revolutionary Internationalist Socialist Party" and can be found at http://www.risparty.org/
Here are some hilariously suspicious things about them:
-They claim to be the only Maoist party in the U.S.
-Their Central Task is "CREATE PUBLIC OPINION - PREPARE - SEIZE POWER!" whereas the RCP's is "Create Public Opinion, Seize Power!"
-The RISP claims to have been around for exactly the amount of the time that the RCP has been around... and yet I've never heard of them O_o
-The RISP's Chairman, Tim Reid, is talked about in the same manner that the RCP promotes Chairman Bob Avakian
-Tim Reid has written a large amount of books that, strangely enough, have titles eerily similar to those of Bob Avakian's books.
I would suggest if you ever run into these guys online, to take them about as seriously as the post above!
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