Great Miraculous Bourgois Ghost, Kosovo Breaks With Serbia

Despite our Politboro's sometime fascination with completely un-Marxist deformed proletarian state capitalist dictatorships (from Stalin to Mao, from Noriega to Milosevic), we are great supporters of Factionalism first. That is why we congratulate the strong brothers and sisters of Kosovo in voting for the world's new youngest nation! (Beating current n00b East Timor).

We also must give thanks to the Serbian nationalists for trashing Western embassies. Your intentions may have been anti-factionalist and racist, but your deeds were a black light shining in the compact fluorescent whiteness that is Western imperialist influence.